March 2012
2 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: These colors don’t look right to me…
Me: Really? We’re using colors from the logo.
Client: Oh, okay. It doesn’t matter. I’m colorblind anyway.
“Don’t go all union on me!”
– Client’s response to being asked to sign a contract
January 2012
3 posts
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September 2011
1 post
2 tags
August 2011
3 posts
2 tags
“Please do me a small favor and convert all 357 word documents into pdf format.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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July 2011
5 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client joins a conference call 20 minutes late, after the other team members have gone through the entire agenda.
“Can you start from the beginning? And you have to make it fast because I just took an Ambien.”
5 tags
Client: We want a banner.
Me: Okay.
Client: We want a classic look, but modern.
-via clientsfromhell
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June 2011
6 posts
Missing the point.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The ‘V’ is too pointy. Can we get a ‘V’ that isn’t pointy?” Me: “An un-pointy ‘V’ may start to look like a ‘U’…” Client: “We don’t want a ‘U’. We want a ‘V’ that doesn’t have a point.”
1 tag
Watch“140db”— incredibly eerie, yet attracting sound design and videography by Tadas Svilainis.
“My wife will be shadowing you over the next couple weeks to make sure the logo...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
May 2011
4 posts
5 tags
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Watch
Saul Bass inspired “Dexter” Season 5 posters by Mattson Creative.
April 2011
5 posts
5 tags
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“I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
8 tags
March 2011
4 posts
WatchThe Stolen Scream: A Story About Noam Galai
“Noam Galai’s photography was stolen hundreds of times for years without his knowledge.This is his story.”
Amazing story of how a photograph became a cultural icon.
February 2011
4 posts
My design portfolio, in digital-booklet format by Issuu.com
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
9 posts
“Innovation should be obvious.”
– Clients From Hell:
WatchIncredible idea…a visual language database with ~500 symbols, free for use.
NEW HABIT
Trying to get in a habit of 2 blog posts a week. What can I say, nothing has been worth of catching my eye lately— yes, I did just blame it on design.
November 2010
1 post
